Funny Bone

 

We had a series of silly stuff come up

while we were at the playground this morning...

They tickled my funny bone so i had to record them here.

Potty Mouth

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Kade (3) was dumping wood chips from the playground

out of his fireman rain boots and kept saying...

" there's ouchy  stuffs in my booties "

To which kenzie (6) replies....

"  booties are baby shoes Kade.
So stop calling your boots " booties! "


Kade responds angrily to this demand...


"i'm not a baby!  i have big boy booties!"

So me being the peace keeper  of a Mom that i am and
wanting to end the argument....

I yell over across the entire playground...



"Their are all kinds of booties...

big ones and little ones!  So stop
fighting over it!  He can have big booties if he wants to!"


then i sunk down  deep into the park bench reallizing what
I just Yelled  in front of 3 moms, a gramma and
a park mower guy....

ha ha ha ha...





Swing Fluzy
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Kie(2)  is so funny at playgrounds...

She has to swing on each swing at the park everytime we go

One....

by....

One....

all in a row....
until she has swung them all...

There is no loyalty.

She is a true "Swinger"

so....

Kade wants to ride in the baby swings

and kie is screaming at him that he is too big!

"YOU NOT A BABY!"

She keeps telling him.


so kade thinks for a moment and reasons....

"well fat babies can go in it and i am a
skinny big boy, and i can fit in it.  I'm like a baby heffer."


I just wanted to die!
we sounded like total potty mouth white trash
...  it was time to go!

(this is the end result of kade in a baby swing)
he climbed into the wrong holes! lol


O.C.D.
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 Kenzie was walking around the park

with an entire roll of paper towels from the truck

and wiping everything off before she would touch the

bars or slide down the slides....

People were concerned.  Looking
over at me with judgement in there eyes!

i just laugh!

quite an eventful day at the park.

shell

(your thinking your family is pretty classy
in contrast to mine arent ya!  )

;)




...glad we could help!

The Keeper of the Cherry Crown

In our family we have a very classy side!

This post is not about that side.

This here crown is passed from one family member to another as a person is deemed worthy

of the the head piece and more importantly...

the accompaning title of

The Reining Cherry  Queen ...... or King.

How does one earn the crown you ask?

Well  it's like this...

You gotta play dirty!

You literally have to do something dirty.

Here are some real life examples of things that have won the Cherry crown in the past:

*Attending a crowded event in last seasons  flip flops that use to be white but are now covered in

dirty toe and heel prints.

*Carrying a purse around way past it's prime.  Like when the bottom of it is covered in

stains from every dirty place it's been set down in the past year.

*The outer door of your car sporting spit out chocolate (with nuts in it) for over 3 months....

*Spray painting pinstripes on your vehicle at night and  waking up to

reallize you have slaughtered your ride with overspray and made just a bad decision in general!

* My post about my scarf dipping into the public restrooms toilet won me the crown

last week.

AND NOW FOR THE NEWEST WINNING ACT:

*Watching your dog take a hot stinky dump and picking it up with your bare hands!

AND JUST TO CLARIFY.......

THIS WAS NOT A MEMBER OF OUR FAMILY!

BUT WE DECIDED TO MAKE AN EXCEPTION AND GO OUTSIDE THE FAMILY DUE TO THE OVERWHELMING NASTINESS OF SAID INCIDENT.

i MEAN WE ARE SOMETIMES CAUGHT IN LESS THAN IDEAL SITUATIONS....

BUT WE ARE NOT WHITE TRASH!

i can't exactly  go into how the name  of the Cherry Crown  came to be...

cuz ....brace yourself for this....i know it's gonna be hard to fathom...

but it's sorta poking fun at someone else that gave us the idea.

I know... I know...bad kitty!

but it was one small comment and then it just stuck around after that...

so anyhow....stay tuned for future updates on the Reining Royalty!

and do share if you catch yourself or someone else with something "cherry".