Monday, August 31, 2009

THE PROOF IS IN THE PUDDING

..MANY OF YOU READ JASMINE'S ORGANIZING BLOG.
SO YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY HEARD ABOUT THE
"CATASTROPHIES"    OF THE DAY.
THERE WAS THE TOILET PAPER ALL OVER THE 
BATHROOM..COURTESY OF KIE (22 MOS.)
...AND THE MARKER ALL OVER THE WALLS, SOME DECORATIONS, AND A 
TABLE AND RUBBERMAID...ALSO COURTESY OF KIE.
..OH AND KADE (3)  COULDN'T LEAVE ALL THE CONTRIBUTIONS TO KIE 
SO HE CRIED OUT FOR ATTENTION...(LITERALLY CRIED)  FOR A GOOD  3.5 HOURS.
HE DIDN'T STOP THERE THOUGH...OH NO.. HIS  CHARITY NEVER FAILETH!
...HE CARVED DEEP GROOVES INTO MY $300.00  LARGE LEATHER OTTOMAN.
NOT JUST A COUPLE GROOVES EITHER....THE MARKS WERE LIKE CLINTON WITH  HIS  INTERN...
(THEY WERE ALL OVER IT)
..SORRY, COULDNT RESIST.  IT POPPED INTO MY HEAD AND I AM NOT
ONE TO KEEP THINGS TO MYSELF....EVEN THOUGH MORE TIMES THAN NOT ..I SHOULD!
K SO I HAULED THE OTTOMAN  OFF TO THE DI....
FINE!
BUT THE ONE THAT REALLY WAS JUST TOO MUCH FOR ME....
WAS THE 64 OZ. OF DR. PEPPER...
ALL OVER THE STEPS....
(WHICH WERE JUST SHAMPOOED)
AND IT CONTINUED ON OVER THE WALL OF THE
STAIRCASE...LIKE A WATERFALL.....WEAVING IT'S WAY THROUGH THE
DECORATIVE PLATES ON THE WALL, 
DOWN TO THE ENTRY TABLE...SOAKING THE TABLE CLOTH UPON IT...
AND 64 OZ. DOES NOT STOP THERE!  IT HIT THE FLOOR A GOOD 15 FEET BELOW
FROM WHENCE IT CAME AND  SPLOOSHED UP ONTO WALLS AND DOORS
(AND MANY OTHER PLACES I HAVE SINCE DISCOVERD)
BUT AS THEY SAY THE PROOF IS IN THE PUDDING.. SO HERE YOU GO...
AND THIS WILL GIVE YOU AN IDEA OF THE PATH IT TOOK THEREAFTER...
ENVISION A SMALL WATERFALL TRICKLING DOWN .. 
AND I CAUGHT THESE TWO SHADY LOOKING CHARACTERS
ON THE SCENE...

2 comments:

  1. is this why you gave up on good ol' Dr. Pepper.

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  2. it helped! it's pretty harsh to see the contents of the entire 64 oz's layed out before you. kinda makes one wonder what kind of mess it is leaving inside the body....yikes!

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