Tuesday, October 27, 2009

The Keeper of the Cherry Crown






In our family we have a very classy side!

This post is not about that side.


This here crown is passed from one family member to another as a person is deemed worthy

of the the head piece and more importantly...

the accompaning title of

The Reining Cherry  Queen ...... or King.



How does one earn the crown you ask?

Well  it's like this...

You gotta play dirty!

You literally have to do something dirty.

Here are some real life examples of things that have won the Cherry crown in the past:

*Attending a crowded event in last seasons  flip flops that use to be white but are now covered in

dirty toe and heel prints.

*Carrying a purse around way past it's prime.  Like when the bottom of it is covered in
stains from every dirty place it's been set down in the past year.

*The outer door of your car sporting spit out chocolate (with nuts in it) for over 3 months....

*Spray painting pinstripes on your vehicle at night and  waking up to

reallize you have slaughtered your ride with overspray and made just a bad decision in general!

* My post about my scarf dipping into the public restrooms toilet won me the crown
last week.

AND NOW FOR THE NEWEST WINNING ACT:

*Watching your dog take a hot stinky dump and picking it up with your bare hands!

AND JUST TO CLARIFY.......

THIS WAS NOT A MEMBER OF OUR FAMILY!

BUT WE DECIDED TO MAKE AN EXCEPTION AND GO OUTSIDE THE FAMILY DUE TO THE OVERWHELMING NASTINESS OF SAID INCIDENT.

i MEAN WE ARE SOMETIMES CAUGHT IN LESS THAN IDEAL SITUATIONS....

BUT WE ARE NOT WHITE TRASH!


i can't exactly  go into how the name  of the Cherry Crown  came to be...

cuz ....brace yourself for this....i know it's gonna be hard to fathom...

but it's sorta poking fun at someone else that gave us the idea.

I know... I know...bad kitty!

but it was one small comment and then it just stuck around after that...


so anyhow....stay tuned for future updates on the Reining Royalty!

and do share if you catch yourself or someone else with something "cherry".





















Saturday, October 24, 2009

All i WANT aRE TIGHTS!







FOR HOW MUCH YOU SEE THESE IN

MAGAZINES AND ADVERTISEMENTS ETC....

I SURE CANNOT FIND THEM IN WALLA WALLA WASHINGTON.

SEARS, WALMART, SHOPKO....


HOW DO PEOPLE LIVE WITHOUT MALLS?

i AM NOT A VAIN PERSON BY ANY MEANS....

BUT AGAIN....I ASK...

HOW IN THE HELL DO PEOPLE LIVE WITHOUT MALLS?.....

AND WHO IS BUYING FOR THESE OTHER STORES?

I COULD BE A BUYER FOR THESE STORES!

i'M ALL ABOUT FASHION ON A BUDGET. 

I COULD DELIVER TO THE MASSES!




I KNOW WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT!

VOTE FOR ME!

(And look good doing it!)


that could be my slogan.   It's good  right?

         this ad was  paid for by friends of fashion and Rachelle.





Monday, October 19, 2009

Visit Gypsy Lemonade blog For The Giveaway!





Go to my Gypsy Lemonade blog  and get in on the

First Ever Giveaway!

To kickstart your holiday shopping.

CLick on the link above or go to;



Sunday, October 18, 2009

Her is Tying Her Own Shoes!






Blowing Bubble Gum Bubbles for the first time....

Learning to tie your own shoes....


Ahhhhh  childhood was magical wasn't it.

Matt took the laced card that i got from Star Mill in American Fork....

and said..."lou Lou,  it's time to tie your own shoes...."

...and then he showed her  how .....

and she did it!  

Hmmm....why did i put it off until she was 6 and a half?

maybe cuz she only wears flip flops.....

Takes after her mom i guess.

Now pretend i have a sword......

Mekenzie of South Jordania,  Utahnia....

I now Dubb you

Master of the Important  things of childhood.....

.......

Picture me placing the sword on either side of her  head....

O.k....... it's over now ........you can go......

No,    Seriously.......

there are no refreshments or anything......

I just threw that ceremony together in my head like 2 minutes ago....

there wasn't time for proper menu planning or anything.....

Thanks for stopping by though!...


Next time you should bring it upon yourself to bring the treats if youre really

that upset about it!




hee hee hee






Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Blowing Bubbles













Kenzie is amongst the throng of bubble blowers now!

She has blown them before but couldnt figure out exactly how to do it again......


She is now a shoe-in  for the Annual Bubble Yum bubble blowing contest......

(there is no annual bubble yum bubble blowing contest)

But if there were.......

she'd be a shoe-in!

She was sooo excited!


Now that we have the important stuff outta the way...

i can teach her to tie her shoes.




I can remember my first bubble.  It was at my gramma's house.

I ran around just giddy!


Can you still remember your 1st bubble? 

If so ....do share!



Saturday, October 10, 2009

New Moon....
























I will be returning home to slc utah in november for a mumber of reasons.
One being ......

New Moon.  The Movie.

I am attending a Twilight party hosted by my super cool sister Becca before heading off to the
midnight showing of the movie on the 19th of november.

In preparation of said event....
I have begun to read the book again to get in the Mood!

So bear with me , but i thought i owed it to my family to say.....

Dear family,
i regret to inform you that i am indeed
reading New Moon ....again.

I reallize that i have read it already
and that i am not very attentive or productive
at all
while reading the Twilight series.

I apologize ahead of time for any neglect that may occur over the next

 24 - 48 hours.

I will pick up right where i left off with my motherly duties
as soon as i finish page 561.

Thank You for your understanding.

Signed- Your Mom/ Wife



fyi:

Google the New Moon and click on images.....
and feast upon the sight!

youre welcome.





Tuesday, October 6, 2009

IM TRYING SOMETHING OUT HERE....



CLICK HERE TO BE LINKED TO ANOTHER POST.


I just learned how to add a link to my posts.  Here's how:


***SO TO OFFER READERS A LINK TO ANOTHER BLOG OR EVEN ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR OWN POSTS.....

1.    JUST GO TO THE BLOG YOU WANT TO LINK READERS TO AND RIGHT CLICK AND COPY THE ADDRESS FROM THE LONG ADDRESS BAR ON THE TOP OF YOUR SCREEN.

or

CLICK ON THE EXACT POST YOU WANT TO LEAD READERS TO AND IT'S SPECIFIC ADDRESS WILL APPEAR IN THE ADDRESS BAR ON THE VERY TOP OF YOUR SCREEN.
RIGHT CLICK AND COPY THAT.

2.  THEN GO TO NEW POST JUST LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO AND TYPE LIKE NORMAL....

WHEN YOU REACH THE SPOT IN YOUR STORY WHERE YOU WANT TO ADD THE LINK IN....


3.  TYPE  AND HIGHLITE A KEY WORD LIKE SO:

HEY YALL COME AND SEE THIS OTHER POST ON MY ENDURING WITH SMILES BLOG.

or just TYPE AND HIGHLITE  "CLICK HERE" 

CLICK HERE TO CONNECT TO MY OTHER POST.

4.  EITHER WAY,  ONCE YOU CLICK ON THE WORD AND HIGHLITE IT...
CLICK ON THE LINK BUTTON ON THE BAR UNDER YOUR POST TITLE....

5.  IT WILL THEN HAVE A BOX WHERE YOU CAN RIGHT CLICK AND  PASTE
THE ADDRESS YOU HAD PREVIOUSLY COPIED.

TA-DA!!!!!

YOU HAVE NOW ADDED A LINK INTO YOUR POST!

recap
right click, highlite and copy the web address you want to link to

go to your new post screen and when ready add in your choice of key word

right click , highlite and  click the LINK button atop your post's box.

in the box that pops up...right click and paste the address you copied.

KINDA FUN RIGHT!
NOW YOU CAN SAY YOU LEARNED SOMETHING NEW TODAY! 


Thursday, October 1, 2009

HORRENDOUS!



FOR THOSE  OF YOU WHO HAVE BEEN  IN EITHER OF OUR LAST 2 HOMES IN THE PAST
5 YEARS........

YOU HAVE MOST LIKELY SEEN THE GIANT DEER HEAD HANGING ON THE WALL.

IT'S ONE OF THOSE BATTLES I DIDN'T PICK.......

SO IT REMAINS THERE.....

I THREATENED TO PUT A TOP HAT AND BOW TIE ON IT OR SOME GLITTER ...

JUST TO MAKE IT FIT IN BETTER WITH OUR DECOR.

ANYWAYS...   IT'S THERE.

BUT AT LEAST IT'S NOT A HALF PANDA HALF DEER HEAD!!!



THIS IS AN ACTUAL ROOM. 

SOMEONE LIKES IT.

THEY THINK  IT LOOKS GOOD.

GOOD ENOUGH TO SHARE ON A DECORATING WEB SITE....

AND THEY'RE SERIOUS.

IT'S NOT EVEN A JOKE.



wHAT tHE FRANKENSTEIN??????

(AS KADE SAYS ALL THE TIME....
BUT THIS TIME IT ACTUALLY FITS!)

NOW YOU ALL KNOW I'M PRETTY RANDOM....

BUT COME ON...EVEN THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR ME.


I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW.....
WHAT IS YOUR OPINION ON THIS MONSTROSITY?