98 blog posts on the wall.......
98 blog posts....
Add one more....
have 'em rollin on the floor.....
99 blog posts on the wall!
#2 of the things i love...
Valentines.
Handmade or handwritten Valentines.
Speaking of Valentines....
I was in the grocery store today and
the clerk was a young, cool guy.
He was kinda flirty and i was just trying to
play it cool and be the mommy me to keep him
at bay. That is my flirt deflector mechanism.
I just go into total mom mode and converse with my kids.
But come on ...let's be honest...
I was all Kerbobbled cuz of his "googly eyes" at me.
I just tried to hurry through the checkout process
and when we had all our stuff in the cart and he handed
me the reciept... I started to step away and he
said loudly...
" There's my Valentine...."
so i looked back and said....
"oh no, not me.
I'm not a Valentine...
I'm just a mom."
i chuckled so he wouldn't feel dumb and I looked back at him....
He Was Totally Talking to
The Clerk Coming on Duty Next to Him!
Hurry up and Find me a rock.... or a small dark cave of sorts!!!!
somewhere i can go...fast.
and stay there forever!!!!
Let's just say....
I wont be going back there any time soon!
Or EVER.
whichever comes lastest!
xoxo shell
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Hilarious story!!! I'm so glad you shared it with us! Way to be courageous...Hee-hee! : )
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so...that is pretty darn funny. Maybe you were his secret valentine, but he chickend out at the last minute so he went for the other girl. ;)
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